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#yesallwomen by Amanda Katherine Ricketson (via kuzco2000)

(Source: -poetic, via ericka5sos)

A man came to our class once,
he claimed to be a fair judge
with daughters he loved.

He asked a question to the class:
“When should a minor be tried
as an adult?”
and students began raising their hand

“murder”
he wrote it up on the board.

“robbery”
he wrote it up on the board.

I said, “Rape”
and he paused, he asked
for clarification

“You mean violent rape?”

“no I mean rape.
It is all the same.”

he looked to a boy
who said “rape only if
he used a weapon and
hurt her.”

and I said, “rape is rape,
whether his weapon is a knife,
drugs, or guilt. She said no.”

he shook his head,
and wrote
“Violent rape” on the board
anyways.

I never understood,
because you can kill somebody
quietly and peacefully with drugs,
or with guns and knives or cars;
but nobody cares if the murder was “violent”

it was still murder.

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40183
Posted
5 hours ago

*voldemort arrives at the Potter house*

James:hey Lilly, looks like Peter 'ratted' on us..
Lilly:omfg James this is no time for puns.
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3020
Posted
12 hours ago

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony, via ericka5sos)

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230588
Posted
13 hours ago

cubrone:

cubrone:

knightscrest:

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

(via ericka5sos)

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167811
Posted
19 hours ago

lolsomeone-actually:

andthenisay:

sallymurphy:

don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it

this is why, in particularly intense reading situations, i physically put my hand over the bottom of the page so i can’t accidentally spoil myself.

i take this shit seriously.

EXACTLY

(via itseasytoremember)

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393352
Posted
19 hours ago

crownmeyourking:

conshence:

That awful moment when you wake up.

this happens to me like every day it’s annoying

(Source: dyslusional, via gnarly)

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182970
Posted
19 hours ago

badman300:

"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment

(Source: secretpapi, via gnarly)

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382196
Posted
19 hours ago

NBC Comedies Opening Sequence Piano Sheets [inspired by x]

(Source: amybostonpoehler, via tinygrayson)

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2170
Posted
21 hours ago

inories:

Explain to me how my room is always messy if the only thing I do there is sleep

(via gnarly)

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Posted
21 hours ago

ptosistwitcheye:

lesbian-songbirds:

nottonight-imonfire:

our-memories-defeat-us:

faustoaleman:

our-memories-defeat-us:

saraquinruinedmylife:

Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?

I swear to god it was

Last time i checked it was 2011??

I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013

Wait the 90’s are over???

Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?

(via ericka5sos)

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252073
Posted
1 day ago
death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

death-by-lulz:

"It’s like you’re my mirror / My mirror staring back at me"

(Source: richardlawson, via gnarly)

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270930
Posted
1 day ago
hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

hellapugs:

when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

(via gnarly)

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428111
Posted
1 day ago

livelify:

mattsmithpaw:

mattsmithpaw:

iM LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC MY RAT JUST WENT INSIDE MY BROTHER’S TOY CAR AND SAT IN THE FRONT SEAT

image

AM I SUPPOSE TO LAUGH AT THE RAT OR THE DOG

(Source: megatogepi, via gnarly)

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287753
Posted
1 day ago
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