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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

(via rehvenclaw)

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pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 
do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?
stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

pussy-pat:

christel-thoughts:

this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost $32. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/$1 nuts…. 

do you know how much junk food i could have for $32? do you have any clue how much McDonald’s you can get for $32?

stop shaming fat people poorer than you or people poorer than you in general for not eating healthier. stop lying about how cheap it is or how it’s comparable to fast food. just stop.

!!!!!!!

(via giraffectionate)

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naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

naamah-beherit:

avengerwho:

tastefullyoffensive:

Grandma caterpillar putting on lipstick. [via]

took me a minute

yeah, but when it does, you can’t unsee it

(via itseasytoremember)

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11 hours ago

My class today

Me:So when you see the 4 year old boy pull the little girl's hair...
Students:He likes her!
Me:Now they are around 11 or 12 and he grabs her arm and wrestles her to the ground even though she calls him a jerk and yells at him to leave her alone.
Students:That is just how boys are.
Me:Now they are 18 and he grabs her arm and--
Students:Oh, that's not okay.
Me:Really? How would he know? How would she know? How would you know? You just told me that for the first 17 years of these children's lives that you thought it was cute, sweet, and natural for a boy to grab a girl and be rough with her.
Students:Oh.
Me:Oh, is right.
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notchicken:

punning should be an olympic sport please hear me ancient greek gods and make it so

(Source: ryanhigainspired, via gnarly)

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fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

(via whoviantard)

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dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

(via whoviantard)

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11 hours ago

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

(via gnarly)

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12 hours ago

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

image

OH YEAH

(via theramblingsofahopefulwriter)

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officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via theramblingsofahopefulwriter)

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brightyellowsummer:

"I am telling the truth, Lucas. There’s nothing going on.”

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18 hours ago

fermatas-theorem:

girls don’t want boys, girls want high-speed internet and dragons

(via dustychica)

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